South Park

• 1
• HUMANCENTiPAD
• 04/27/2011
• 61,407 Views

The group at South Park Elementary all have iPads except for Cartman, who is exposed pretending to have one. Kyle is chased through the town and kidnapped by Apple employees, who claim their actions are legal under the newest version of the iTunes terms and conditions, which Kyle agreed to without reading, and is thrown into a prison cell with a Japanese man and a woman...

• 2
• Funnybot
• 05/04/2011
• 33,091 Views

The South Park Special Ed department hosts its first annual comedy awards show. The show appears to be a direct send-up of The Comedy Awards aired on Comedy Central...

• 3
• Royal Pudding
• 05/11/2011
• 34,113 Views

Mr. Mackey is making the kindergarten students perform a play about tooth decay and the importance of dental hygiene, and is furious when the role of "tooth decay", Ike Broflovski, is absent from a rehearsal to watch the Canadian royal wedding...

• 4
• T.M.I.
• 05/18/2011
• 36,677 Views

At South Park Elementary, Cartman rants at length over the results of the students' annual school physicals, thinking that teachers have posted a list of all the boys' penis sizes in the hall for everyone to see...

• 5
• Crack Baby Athletic Association
• 05/25/2011
• 31,832 Views

After seeing the "saddest commercial ever" presented by Sarah McLachlan about crack babies, Kyle goes to help volunteer at the hospital, only to find Cartman already volunteering there...

• 6
• City Sushi
• 06/01/2011
• 38,145 Views

The episode begins with Butters distributing flyers for a newly opened City Sushi restaurant, giving a flyer to Tuong Lu Kim, the owner of the Chinese restaurant City Wok...

• 7
• You're Getting Old
• 06/08/2011
• 0 Views

At Stan's tenth birthday party, his present from Kyle is the latest CD from a "tween wave" band, but Sharon forbids Stan to listen to the CD and promptly takes it away...

• 8
• Ass Burgers
• 10/05/2011
• 1,841 Views

Continuing the events of "You're Getting Old", Stan is attempting to adapt to his parents' divorce while his cynicism causes him to explode in class out of frustration...

• 9
• The Last of the Meheecans
• 10/12/2011
• 1,889 Views

The boys play "Texans vs. Mexicans" at a sleepover at Cartman's house, a game in which the "Mexicans" (led at first by Butters, and then Kyle due to Butters' poor leadership skills) attempt to elude the "border patrol" (led by Cartman) and cross the border into Texas (Cartman's backyard)...

• 10
• Bass to Mouth
• 10/19/2011
• 3,340 Views

A new gossip website named Eavesdropper gains popularity among the students of South Park Elementary by posting embarrassing information gleaned through unlawful access to the confidential phone calls and emails of the school and its student body...

• 11
• Broadway Bro Down
• 10/26/2011
• 3,413 Views

Randy hears from his male co-workers that taking women to Broadway shows sexually arouses them into performing fellatio. Randy takes Sharon to see Wicked, but is confused and unimpressed with the lack of overt sexuality...

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• 1percent (South Park)
• 11/02/2011
• 3,485 Views

The assembled student body of South Park Elementary is informed that they have scored the lowest in the entire country on the Presidential Fitness Test, due to Cartman's extremely poor health, which single-handedly ruined what would have been the school's otherwise acceptable average...

• 13
• A History Channel Thanksgiving
• 11/09/2011
• 3,429 Views

After a lecture from 1/16th Cherokee Indian David Running Horse Sewitski, the boys are assigned to write a report on the history of Thanksgiving. They view a TV show on the History Channel that suggests the first Thanksgiving in 1621 was influenced by the presence of extraterrestrials...

• 14
• The Poor Kid
• 11/16/2011
• 10,903 Views

Kenny's parents are arrested for having a meth lab at their home, an event documented on the reality show White Trash in Trouble. As a result, Kenny and his two siblings, Kevin and Karen, put into the foster care system...