05 - Kyles Moms a Bitch
Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch – Performed by Eric Cartman
Well, Kyle’s mom’s a bitch, She’s a big fat bitch
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..
She’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She’s a Bitch to all the Boys and Girls!
On Monday, she’s a bitch, on Tuesday, she’s a bitch
On Wednesdays through Saturdays, she’s a bitch..
Then on Sundays, just to be different
She’s a Super King Kamehameha.. Biatch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom?
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..
She’s a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair
She’s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She’s a Stupid bitch!
Kyle’s mom’s a bitch, and she’s just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world..
and it might go a little bit something like this!
[Kyle’s mom’s a bitch in Chinese]
[Kyle’s mom’s a bitch in French]
[Kyle’s mom’s a bitch in Dutch]
[Kyle’s mom’s a bitch in (some kind of) African]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom?
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..
She’s a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair
She’s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
[Shocked noise]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch..
She’s a Stupid Bitch!
Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch, and she’s just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it, Kyle’s Mom..
She’s a Big Fat Fucking Biiiitcchh!
Big old fat fucking bitch, Kyle’s mom
Yeah.. Chaa!
